Hugo the Dishwasher http://hugothedishwasher.com Fri, 02 Mar 2012 21:12:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 Diet Burger http://hugothedishwasher.com/2012/03/02/diet-burger/ http://hugothedishwasher.com/2012/03/02/diet-burger/#comments Fri, 02 Mar 2012 21:10:16 +0000 admin http://hugothedishwasher.com/?p=144 Continue reading →]]> About a month ago at work, I put Hugo on a very strict diet.  Knowing that he cannot be trusted, I decided to check on him after the lunch rush.  There are many items that he’s allowed to eat, unfortunately a “Diet Burger” is not one of them.  He disagrees.

]]> http://hugothedishwasher.com/2012/03/02/diet-burger/feed/ 0 Filet Mignon http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/12/02/filet-mignon/ http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/12/02/filet-mignon/#comments Fri, 02 Dec 2011 15:01:23 +0000 admin http://hugothedishwasher.com/?p=142 Continue reading →]]> Yesterday at work, I decided to teach a human anatomy class with Hugo as my subject.  While most people are comprised of organs, Hugo is comprised of tortillas.  Being the pervert that he is, he couldn’t help but refer to one part of his own anatomy as “Filet Mignon.”

]]> http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/12/02/filet-mignon/feed/ 0 Cabeza de Mierda http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/10/16/cabeza-de-mierda/ http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/10/16/cabeza-de-mierda/#comments Sun, 16 Oct 2011 18:56:22 +0000 admin http://hugothedishwasher.com/?p=138 The other day at work, I noticed Hugo was not wearing his standard-issue bandanna.  Instead, he had replaced it with some sort of makeshift diaper.  I fear that his newfound celebrity has warped his fashion sense.

]]> http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/10/16/cabeza-de-mierda/feed/ 0 Professor Hugo http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/08/18/professor-hugo/ http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/08/18/professor-hugo/#comments Thu, 18 Aug 2011 20:27:44 +0000 admin http://hugothedishwasher.com/?p=135 Continue reading →]]> The other day at work, I found out that Hugo is really a hipster at heart.  He decided to lose the contacts and kick it old school with some rad bifocals.  He has a masters in dishwashing, and a doctorate in looking good…

]]> http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/08/18/professor-hugo/feed/ 0 Hola Gringas http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/08/02/hola-gringas/ http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/08/02/hola-gringas/#comments Tue, 02 Aug 2011 17:35:48 +0000 admin http://hugothedishwasher.com/?p=132 Continue reading →]]> It’s no surprise that Hugo has plenty of female fans, so he thought it’d be nice to say hello to all of them.  It’s unfortunate that his giant ego got in the way, because if not, maybe he would’ve been able to prevent the mess he’s about to create…

]]> http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/08/02/hola-gringas/feed/ 0 Hot Air Balloon http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/07/17/hot-air-balloon/ http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/07/17/hot-air-balloon/#comments Sun, 17 Jul 2011 15:47:54 +0000 admin http://hugothedishwasher.com/?p=128 Continue reading →]]> Yesterday at work, Hugo, like usual, was in the kitchen doing absolutely no work.  Instead, he was telling jokes to the rest of the staff.  When I showed up, he told me a different joke:  It was about his stomach exploding if anyone touched it.  See if you can translate…

]]> http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/07/17/hot-air-balloon/feed/ 0 Kung Fu Hugo http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/07/05/kung-fu-hugo/ http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/07/05/kung-fu-hugo/#comments Tue, 05 Jul 2011 22:00:53 +0000 admin http://hugothedishwasher.com/?p=121 Continue reading →]]> Today at work, I noticed Hugo was balancing in a very dangerous position.  Concerned for his safety, as per usual, I shook his leg to make sure that he was sturdy.  He confidently told me that he was like “Spider-Man.”  One of the other Cooks disagreed.

]]> http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/07/05/kung-fu-hugo/feed/ 0 Hugo El Easter Bunnyo http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/06/28/hugo-el-easter-bunnyo/ http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/06/28/hugo-el-easter-bunnyo/#comments Tue, 28 Jun 2011 22:00:12 +0000 admin http://hugothedishwasher.com/?p=117 Continue reading →]]> Since I was off on Easter Sunday, I decided to bring some holiday cheer into work on Monday.  Instead of delivering plates to Hugo by hand, I carried them to the back in this fashionable Easter basket…

I was shocked to find that Hugo, for the first time in months, was actually washing dishes!  He scolded me for interrupting him, claiming that he was “busy.”  I left the Easter basket in his designated area, and the next time I saw it, it looked like this…

]]> http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/06/28/hugo-el-easter-bunnyo/feed/ 0 El Sparo Tire http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/06/22/el-sparo-tire/ http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/06/22/el-sparo-tire/#comments Wed, 22 Jun 2011 22:00:57 +0000 admin http://hugothedishwasher.com/?p=115 Continue reading →]]> Today at work, and like everyday at work, I caught Hugo “snacking” in the kitchen.  As I pointed out his “problem areas,” I noticed that Hugo’s waist line is the epitome of a “spare tire.”  To my dismay, he seemed indifferent towards my concern for his physical fitness.

]]> http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/06/22/el-sparo-tire/feed/ 0 Platos No Bueno http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/06/17/platos-no-bueno/ http://hugothedishwasher.com/2011/06/17/platos-no-bueno/#comments Fri, 17 Jun 2011 22:00:04 +0000 admin http://hugothedishwasher.com/?p=113 Continue reading →]]> Today at work, I heard a loud crashing noise in the kitchen.  I tried to cough loudly so my customers would not notice, but when they asked what just happened, I was forced to investigate.  It was no surprised to me that Hugo was the culprit.

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